World Domination

No I'm not dead, I've just been making my plans for world domination. You know how it goes. First comes the money, then the power, and well I can't give away all the secrets. First order of business will be to buy up golf courses and turn them into public parks. I think the club houses would make great spots for low cost housing. I bet that would really piss off all the of the super rich old fogies.

You can always buy the people off. If they don't take money, then you can buy them a prostitute. Everyone is vulnerable to offers of money and sex. That's enough of the master plans for now. Back to my mad laboratory.