Britney versus Rogan For Richest Loser

Well Britney Spears, yikes. You are probably still not sure why global warming is so cold, but you know plenty about Britney Spears being nuts and everything Anna Nicole. Anna has been mentioned enough, so we will let her rest.

A bald Britney Spears is not an attractive sight. She has lost it, and it's sad to think that Kevin Federline is the more responsible parent. Apparently, she has so much money, that it has driven her insane. Naturally photographers hound her, but she has been paid very well for the breach of privacy. Once you become a star, you get paid millions to entertain AND to put up with the public scrutiny. This is why I would nominate her for richest loser.

She's got some competition though, Joe Rogan. The guy that hosts Fear Factor, UFC, ruined the Man Show, went out of his way to put down some kid on Myspace, accuses comics of stealing material, thinks he's a real comedian, and apparently has nothing better to do. The guy has gotta have some cash in his pocket, yet he is on some sort of loser quest to find comics who "steal" material. He recently jumped on stage during a Carlos Mencia performance. Rogan started getting into all of this research that he had done on Mencia. In short, he says Mencia has been stealing material for years.

I'm very biased, because I am a Mencia fan, but I couldn't stand Rogan long before this whole episode. Any comedian that lives off of racist comedy is going to cross paths with similar material of other comics. It's inevitable, but not necessarily intentional. It's a negative if he did blatantly steal stuff, but it would fit in perfectly with his routine. Mencia is hispanic, so stealing would be part of a lot of his jokes anyways.

I have lost even more respect for Rogan, if that's possible. Even if Carlos was stealing a lot of material, blatantly, why does Rogan feel it's his job to point it out. Here's some clichés for how I feel: "snitches get stitches" and "he who is without sin, cast the first stone." It is the responsibility of comics that are stolen from, to confront the thieves. Now any comic that were to steal from Joe Rogan, isn't going to be very funny for sure. Joe Rogan's comedy style can be summed up this way: "I'm Joe and I'm a whiny little bitch." Now that type of comedy is funny to other whiny little bitches, I'm sure, but NOT to me.

Rogan has some cash, so he should be busy getting laid and partying. He's gotta have at least a few groupies, I mean if Screech can get laid, then any D list star can. People that try hard to expose others are usually doing so out of jealousy, or trying to hide that fact that they are bigger offenders. Just look at that senator that was on a mission to get sexual predators and he turned out to be one.

Britney is a trailer park loser, but she is having some mental difficulties right now, so Joe Rogan wins Richest Loser by a long shot. Also an honorable Richest Loser mention goes to Joe Francis (he is a great business man, but the guy has got issues).

Now for some kind of clever ending ... Joe Rogan, in the words of Carlos Mencia, you are a "dee dee dee" and apparently having better things to do with your life is NOT a Factor For You.