Tuesday, January 16, 2007

Sex Tapes Of Stupid People ...



The most popular celebrity PR stunt these days is the sex tape. The Pam Anderson and Tommy Lee sex tape started everything. Their sex tape was a cult phenomenon and had the unique distinction of actually being stolen. The tapes that followed were likely released in brokered deals by B list stars.

You've heard of the Paris Hilton sex tape that made her famous (or infamous depending on your viewpoint). Not too soon after, many B list celebrities tried to achieve the same fame by selling their own sex tapes. It is a very long list of celebrity losers that includes: Tonya Harding, former wrestler Chyna, and even Britney Spears.

Many of the recently "leaked" tapes feature B list stars who act shocked and appalled at the tapes release. The truth is that many have been proven to have sold the rights to their tapes. These people that are desperate for media attention, hope to gain A list celebrity and monetary compensation for their badly edited sex tapes.

The most recent addition to this industry is, Page 3 model, Keeley Hazell. She has told the press how upset she supposedly is. It was not too long ago that fellow Page 3 model, Jordan, had a sex tape of her own "leaked". It is possible that many of these low profile stars had nothing to do with their tapes being sold, but it was their stupidity that created the videos.

Whether you are in the public eye, or just a college kid, you should have few enough brain cells to avoid sex tapes. I don't care how much you trust your partner, usually things go bad. If you truly are upset that your "private" tapes end up on the internet, then don't be stupid enough to make them in the first place. On the other hand, if you want the tapes to be spread around the world, then don't pretend to be upset.

The list of sex tapes is going to increase every year and if you are dumb enough to film any sex acts, then your ass belongs on the internet. The phenomenon has gotten so large, that even Wikipedia has opened a Celebrity Sex Tapes section on their site.

Just remember kiddies, once your ass is on the internet, you can never get it off. This has been a PSA from the Keep Your Ass Off Of The Internet Foundation.

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