Fuck Paris Hilton ... Dozens Probably Already Have ...

Paris Hilton is stupid? Well that's one of those questions that people already know the answer to. Some have argued that she isn't as dumb as she looks and that she is just acting. Well I personally think it would be even more pathetic to act that stupid, than to actually be that stupid.

Besides, from what I've seen in reviews, she's a horrible actor. She can't sing and can't act, but she has other skills. Those other skills were witnessed in her infamous sex tape. She should just finally stop putting it off, get breast implants, and become a porn star. It's the only thing she will ever be good at.

Any interview that she does is silenced by the collective crying of mothers all over the world. Watching the women that their daughters seem to idolize, ruin the dreams they have of raising a lawyers or doctors. The best example of this can be seen in the South Park episode that spoofs Paris Hilton for being a "stupid spoiled whore".

Another interesting segment was done my TMZ.com, when they read hate mail to Paris Hilton. I can't find the direct link, so you will have to do some digging around for it, but I remember laughing uncontrollably. One of the memorable moments was when one hate mail writer compared Paris to a fart in a mitten. Anyways, it will be worth tracking down for those with some ambition.

Now an interesting thought ... who is Paris Hilton's biggest group of fans? Pedophiles! For those that are lucky enough to not know the meaning of that word, a pedophile is an adult who is attractive to young children. Where is the connection? Well Paris Hilton is so skinny that she does not have the body of a women. If someone were living under a rock, and didn't know who Paris Hilton was, then they could easily mistake her dumb ass for a young girl. Now those sex offenders can watch her sex video without fear of going to jail. SO ....

Congratulations Paris, you have the body and intellect of an underage girl ... no wonder they seem to like you so much.