Damn You Shitty Wok and Your Bad Chinese Food

It is so depressing to finally find a Chinese food place when you have that craving and you find out it is Shitty Wok food. Never heard of Shitty Wok? Well if you live in any city with more than one Chinese food restaurant, then you have probably already had some. To put it simply, I'm talking about bad Chinese food: over cooked chicken, nasty rice, etc..

I love Chinese food, but some of these city joints must be used to cooking to low standards. Most of these places sell food that tastes like it was cooked in 2 mins instead of the usually 10 that we are all used to.

So, this goes out to All the Shitty Woks out their: cook it right or else I will have to test some Kung Fu moves from the movies on your asses.