The iPhone is the Problem, and so are You

I have the strongest urge to find some tool that waited hours in line for an iPhone, snatch it from their hands, and smash it on the concrete.

The media coverage has almost become as annoying as the whole Paris Hilton thing, ALMOST.

The world would be such a better place if people didn't buy stuff just so they can say "look what I got". It's great to buy nice stuff so you can enjoy it, but it's retarded to buy it just so you can show it off.

I'd like to just have a phone that is just that, a phone. I don't need a shitty phone, with a shitty camera, shitty internet, shitty movie player, and a shitty music player. A bunch of shitty things together in a small package is still SHIT.

You will pay 600 for the phone and more for the plan, but I bet you will still complain about gas prices AND Global warming.

Fight Club was a very entertaining movie, but it also had a GREAT message for the world: You aren't the clothes that you wear, you aren't the car that you drive.

Expensive things don't make you a better person, so you should only buy things that YOU want for YOU, and not to impress people.

In conclusion, be careful who you show your iPhone to, because I could be around waiting to smash it to bits. Just say no to trying to impress people, because you will only piss them off.