Malls Are Crazy, But Not Exactly How You Are Thinking ...

If you check the date of this post, it should show you that it is right before Christmas. Now with that fact, of course the malls are packed and out of control. I mean what other time of the year can you spend an hour trying to get out of your parking spot and away from the mall?

Now there is something else that I find crazy about the mall just in general. Some people get way too over dressed to go to the mall. It's a mall, not a fucking club. Now of course women are going to have on make up and wear nice cloths, just like they always do it public. That has been programmed into their brains since childhood. Some of them just take it way to far and worst off, some of the guys in the mall must come from the planet "trying too hard".

Now I'm sure it only seems weird to me, because most days I feel like I come from the land of "I don't give a fuck". I don't really have a problem with going to the mall in casual cloths that are a little wrinkled, NOT clean shaven, and wearing my glasses. Chances are that I'm on a seek and destroy mission to get something and go.

Moral of the story is you should do whatever makes YOU happy and just remember that the harder you try to impress people, the more freaked out they will be. Don't believe me? Just think of how weird it is when people are all up in your shit, trying to tell you about all this impressive shit that they did. I usually just tell them I don't give a fuck, but I know most people keep that thought in their head.

Take care, brush your hair, and don't be so self aware.

Who I Say? It's Miss USA ...

The newscasters have made a huge deal about the Miss USA 2006 (Tara Conner) rumors. Well apparently she is accused of drug use, being drunk in public, and sexual behavior with men and women. Basically she is being billed as a drunken, drug using, sex fiend. Am I the only one that thinks that is a normal thing that Miss USA SHOULD be involved in? That represents a lot of people's lives around these great states.

A lot of overly religious people are probably the ones that have a problem with Miss USA (you know, the same overly religious people that turn out to be the biggest sex freaks).

I know for sure that I have 2 things in common with Miss USA: I like to get drunk and make out with beautiful women. If that is wrong, then I NEVER want to be right.