Friday, June 29, 2007

The iPhone is the Problem, and so are You



I have the strongest urge to find some tool that waited hours in line for an iPhone, snatch it from their hands, and smash it on the concrete.

The media coverage has almost become as annoying as the whole Paris Hilton thing, ALMOST.

The world would be such a better place if people didn't buy stuff just so they can say "look what I got". It's great to buy nice stuff so you can enjoy it, but it's retarded to buy it just so you can show it off.

I'd like to just have a phone that is just that, a phone. I don't need a shitty phone, with a shitty camera, shitty internet, shitty movie player, and a shitty music player. A bunch of shitty things together in a small package is still SHIT.

You will pay 600 for the phone and more for the plan, but I bet you will still complain about gas prices AND Global warming.

Fight Club was a very entertaining movie, but it also had a GREAT message for the world: You aren't the clothes that you wear, you aren't the car that you drive.

Expensive things don't make you a better person, so you should only buy things that YOU want for YOU, and not to impress people.

In conclusion, be careful who you show your iPhone to, because I could be around waiting to smash it to bits. Just say no to trying to impress people, because you will only piss them off.

Monday, June 18, 2007

The Naive Religion

World Religion

There are so many different religions today and most really started out as cults. The only real difference between a cult and religion is the government influence. Get the government on your side and you will become a religion. If you don't, then lookout for the SWAT team.

Now there have been a lot of fundamentalists on the news. The religions are different, but each believes they are 100% correct about their "good book". Of course, I'm talking about faith. Some of these people will get into lengthy arguments about how their answers to life's questions are correct. Wars have been started over these arguments.

My problem is with the naive notion that your answer HAS to be the right one. There's no winning a political debate just like there is no winning a religious one. Many people would rather fight than admit they might be wrong. Your beliefs could be the correct ones, but so could the other person's. One religion could be right, but they could all be completely wrong. You won't REALLY know until your die.

The foundation of many major religions is the ancient text. There is so much faith put into writings of people that died long ago. The writers lived in a time when science could get you killed. People hear voices today, but their writings aren't heralded. People take drugs and hallucinate all the time, but their visions aren't given the same merit as dead people. I just find it hard to totally believe writings from a time when people believed that everything revolved around the earth.

Today, religion is a big, powerful, business. It's a great way to control people. No one knows that your faith is misplaced for sure, but realize that it IS possible. I may not agree with your beliefs, but I must respect them. You should think about respecting other religious beliefs, no matter how outrageous. Remember, you may be judged by your actions in life, but you won't know for sure until you die.

Wednesday, June 06, 2007

Joe Francis The Pussy and Ex Pussy Chaser



Joe Francis is a great business man that cashed in on gullible young women and horny men. In real life, the guys a little prick. He's self made, but has the attitude of trust fund baby. Now he is getting his just desserts.

He is currently serving time in a Nevada prison for tax evasion and was given the chance for $1.5 million dollar bail. He turned down the chance to post bail, because he's afraid to own up to crimes a Florida court is holding over his head. Those charges are a sexual nature, as if that were any surprise.

I'm assuming Nevada jails are full of tax cheats, pimps, prostitutes, and white collar criminals. Florida prisons have the pleasure of holding left overs from the wave of Caribbean criminals that flooded the state. These prisoners can and WILL make little Joey their bitch.

He's afraid to leave Nevada, so that prisoners in Florida can't make him the star of "Prisoners Gone Wild". He's getting what he deserves and I'm so damn happy about that. Don't worry Joey Pussy, you will get your chance at some real Florida Gone Wild action, very soon.