Mike Vick Let the Dogs Out

Yeah so Mike Vick is fucked. He's got a strict court, the NFL AND P.E.T.A, after him. It would be entertaining to cover him in liver, then release his attack dogs to see just how fast he REALLY is. He has fallen into the Rich Athlete Street Cred Syndrome (RASCS). Despite having cash for life, he felt the need to show he still has some ghetto in him.

I feel more sorry for most animals, than I do for a lot of people, but the coverage has been ridiculous. People die in outrageous situations every day, but don't receive a percentage of attention that dead dogs have gotten. I hate animal cruelty, but these band wagon jumpers are just as bad. They find causes that people are upset about and then decide that they are now members of that cause.

So you despise dog fighting, well where the hell were you before Mike Vick? Did you JUST decide to get upset about it, because you happened to watch the news? You SHOULD be upset, but this story should not get more coverage than other every day tragedies.

P.S. Most of New Orleans is STILL in ruins you fucking bandwagon jumpers.

Gotta Love Sluts

Sluts are generally loved by men, and generally hated by women. They shouldn't be hated, but should be handled with care. Sluts are great for the world, as long as they aren't dirty. They do increase the risk of spreading disease, but can make the world a more peaceful place. Just imagine how many fewer terrorists the world would have if terror cell recruits were getting laid, constantly. It's kinda hard to want to blow yourself up when you are over sexed.

Men don't always want easy women, but it's nice to not have to go through so much bullshit to get laid. How refreshing it can be to not hide the fact that you want sex, and then get some. Non slutty women are obsessed with playing the vague game. They don't want you to tell them exactly how you feel about them, they want you to be a little more vague. You can't always tell them that you want them, you gotta play like you MIGHT want them. Sluts will let you skip all that bullshit and spend more time on sex.

This getting past the bullshit is another reason why women hate sluts. Fewer men will spend time playing their dumb games when there are sluts around. The women can't keep men wrapped around their finger if a man can just go to the local slut for sex. Normal women want to play that challenge game, but they don't want to have to beg for sex. If there were more sluts, then normal women would have to beg men for sex instead of vice versa. This would be a disaster for most women, who's lives are built on men begging them for sexual attention.

I say bravo to all the clean sluts out their (std free). It is you that keep men subdued with sex, so they can't become so violent. You can single handedly crush terrorism throughout the world with your skills. As for dirty sluts, just make sure you only screw are enemies, so they end up with the rashes, and stay away from us.